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Author: Abe Lemons Page 2
We don’t pray after a game… that’s too late.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball
Sports
Prayer
[I employ] two offenses: the GMA, or "general milling around," and the Daylight Offense, as in "The first guy who sees daylight after he crosses mid-court shoots."
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball
Sports
Shooting
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot; finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Doctors
Health
Occupations
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You out rebounded a dead man by one.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball
Sports
After a player got one rebound in the first half of a game.
You can say something to popes, kings and presidents, but you can't talk to officials. In the next war they ought to give everyone a whistle.
Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball
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Referees
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