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Author: Goodman Ace
I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn’t send one.
Goodman Ace
(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist
Communication
Reading/Writing
Letters
Reply
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in someone else's.
Goodman Ace
(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist
Appearance
Body
Health
Hypochondria
I keep reading between the lies.
Goodman Ace
(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist
Characteristics
Language
Lies
Truth
Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
Goodman Ace
(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist
Government
Language
Politics
TV: a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville; we call it a medium, because nothing's well done.
Goodman Ace
(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist
Entertainment
Television