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Author: Adlai E. Stevenson
An independent is a guy who wants to take the politics out of politics.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Beliefs
Government
Opinion
Politics
Independents
A liberal is one who has both feet planted firmly in the air.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Beliefs
Government
Liberal
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Characteristics
Communication
Problems
Speech
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
America
Appearance
Government
Places
President
Shaving
Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady, except that a newspaper can always print a retraction.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
People
Accuracy
Ladies
Virtue
He who slings mud generally loses ground.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Characteristics
Communication
Nixon is finding out there are no tails on an Eisenhower jacket.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Government
Politics
Dwight Eisenhower
Jacket
Richard Nixon
The sound of tireless voices is the price we pay for the right to hear the music of our own opinions.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Beliefs
Opinion
I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Characteristics
Honesty
Lies
Politicians
Politics
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Republicans
There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Fools
Intelligence
Money
People
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Appearance
Situations
He is the kind of man who would cut down a redwood tree and then mount the stump to make a speech for conservation.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Characteristics
Insults
Richard Nixon
In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
America
People
President
Success
Child
risk
It is not the years in your life that count, it is the life in your years.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Age
Life
An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Communication
Definitions
Occupations
Editors
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.
Adlai E. Stevenson
(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
Communication
Food/Drink
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