Author: Adrienne Gusoff

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.

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Relationships

Living well is the best revenge.

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Life Situations

Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office.

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Appearance Characteristics Ugly Work

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

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Men Sex Things Women

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.

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Animals Dogs Life Situations

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

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Appearance Clothing Money

The world is round; it has no point.

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Beliefs Places World

Girls just want to have funds.

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Girls Money

Living in a vacuum sucks.

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Characteristics Life