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Comedy is tragedy plus time.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Lester in “Crimes and Misdemeanors” Comedy

If it bends it’s funny. If it breaks, it’s not funny.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

Emotions TV/Movie Quotes As Lester in “Crimes and Misdemeanors” Humor

Honey… bring down a copy of my will… and an eraser!

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Bob in “Everyone Says I Love You” Wills

If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

Emotions As Lester in “Crimes and Misdemeanors” Funny

Comedy is tragedy plus time!

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes As Lester in “Crimes and Misdemeanors” Comedy Tragedy

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

Emotions Laughter

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

Characteristics People World Good