Author: Alan Alda

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
Emotions Laughter

If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
Emotions

Honey… bring down a copy of my will… and an eraser!

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

It's too bad I'm not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
Characteristics People World

If it bends it’s funny. If it breaks, it’s not funny.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
Emotions TV/Movie Quotes

Comedy is tragedy plus time!

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes