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Author: Albert Einstein Page 2
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by the age of eighteen.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Intelligence
Wisdom
Common sense
Prejudices
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Conflict
Future
Things
Time
War
Sticks and stones
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Money
Science/Weather
Work
Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me?
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Characteristics
People
Self
Understanding
The most powerful force in the universe is compound interest.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Places
Science/Weather
Compound interest
Powerful force
If
A
is a success in life, then
A
equals
x
plus
y
plus
z
; work is
x
;
y
is play; and
z
is keeping your mouth shut.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Life
Success
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Emotions
Love
People
Gravitation
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Communication
Intelligence
Understanding
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