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Author: Alec Baldwin
Women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married.
Alec Baldwin
(1958 – ) American actor & producer
Age
Marriage
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jack Donaghy in “30 Rock”
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?Jack: It’s after 6 o’clock Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
Alec Baldwin
(1958 – ) American actor & producer
Appearance
Clothing
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jack Donaghy in “30 Rock”
Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs.
Alec Baldwin
(1958 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jack Donaghy in “30 Rock”
Factories
We produce more failed pilots than the French air force.
Alec Baldwin
(1958 – ) American actor & producer
Entertainment
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TV/Movie Quotes
As Jack Donaghy in “30 Rock”
Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.
Alec Baldwin
(1958 – ) American actor & producer
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As Jack Donaghy in “30 Rock”
So how did you two meet… Amber Alert?
Alec Baldwin
(1958 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes
Amber alert
As Jack Donaghy in “30 Rock”