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Author: Alexander Woollcott
She is a combination of Little Nell and Lady Macbeth.
Alexander Woollcott
(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
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Of Dorothy Parker
Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water.
Alexander Woollcott
(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
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Marcel Proust
Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
Alexander Woollcott
(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
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She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.
Alexander Woollcott
(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
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Of Mrs Patrick Campbell
Excuse me, my leg has gone to sleep; do you mind if I join it?
Alexander Woollcott
(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
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A combination of Little Nell and Lady Macbeth.
Alexander Woollcott
(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
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Dorothy Parker
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Alexander Woollcott
(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator
Murphy’s Laws
Also P. G. Wodehouse