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Author: Alexandre Dumas
One thing that humbles me deeply is to see that human genius has its limits while human stupidity does not.
Alexandre Dumas
(1824 – 1895) French writer
Intelligence
Stupidity
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men are so stupid? … it must be education that does it.
Alexandre Dumas
(1824 – 1895) French writer
Education
Intelligence
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Alexandre Dumas
(1824 – 1895) French writer
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It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
Alexandre Dumas
(1824 – 1895) French writer
Children
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People
If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, he would kill himself.
Alexandre Dumas
(1824 – 1895) French writer
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