Author: Alfred E. Neuman Page 5

If most people said what’s on their minds, they’d be speechless.

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Communication Intelligence Speech

Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.

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Characteristics

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

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Situations Things