Author: Alfred E. Neuman Page 5

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

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Situations Things

A family vacation is when you go away with the people you need to get away from.

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Activities Relationships

Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!

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Age Appearance Body Old