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Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.

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Government Money Taxes

A gossip columnist is someone who uses dirt to make a mountain out of a molehill.

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Communication

Today, too many workers spend their time trying to make their weekends meet.

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Money Time