Author: Alfred E. Neuman Page 5

An argument is two people trying to get in the last word first.

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Communication Conversation Speech

Ever notice how many government officials make their raises effective long before they ever are?

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Government Money

Family reunions are when relatives gather from all over to be reminded why they scattered in the first place.

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Activities Family Relationships