Author: Alfred E. Neuman Page 5

Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!

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Age Appearance Body Old

Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.

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Mistakes Problems Situations Time

Ever notice how random chance always picks you for jury duty, but not to win the lottery?

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Science/Weather Situations