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A college jock is someone who minds his build instead of vice versa!

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Appearance Body People

When you're in deep water it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!

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Problems Situations

A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!

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Doctors Health Occupations