Author: Allan Sherman

I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.

(1924 – 1973) American comic
Money

For every set of horseshoes human beings use for luck, somewhere in this world there’s a barefoot horse.

(1924 – 1973) American comic
Situations

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

(1924 – 1973) American comic
Beliefs Truth