Author: Amy Barnes
A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.
American comedian
I'm single now, and it's really weird for me to be dating again because, for the last three years, I've just been cheating.
American comedian
I chose the tuba based on this theory: if you're not cool enough to be a cheerleader, make sure you're carrying something big enough to knock one on her ass.
American comedian