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Author: Andy Gray
I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
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That’s bread and butter straight down the goalkeeper’s throat.
Andy Gray
British football player
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.
Andy Gray
British football player
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I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop – and there wasn’t a duty-free shop.
Andy Gray
British football player
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It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.
Andy Gray
British football player
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