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Author: Anonymous
“That city will never be rebuilt,” the prophets babble on.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Of course a platonic relationship is possible, but only between husband and wife.
Anonymous
Marriage
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Platonic relationship
Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.
Anonymous
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Wordplay
Hospitals
Pushing fifty is exercise enough
Anonymous
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Wordplay
The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is that you usually have to eat them.
Anonymous
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Loose lips sink like a rock.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Coitus Interruptus: Copulation without population.
Anonymous
Sex
Coitus Interruptus