Author: Archie Bunker

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

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In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse.

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Won by your distinguished incrumbent.

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The Count of Monte Crisco

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What’d ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed?

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Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

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Ever hear of the old saying, “grass don’t grow on a busy street?”

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When you’re workin’ with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people.

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The Three Muskatelles.

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It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

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The Lord may be smilin’ on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops.

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Clint Westwood

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Uh, no intense offended there.

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A woman should cleave into her husband… right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.

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Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing.

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Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

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The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

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He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

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The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged.

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I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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