Author: Archie Bunker

That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

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Malaprops

If that ain't the black calling the kettle pot!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Reclimbing chair

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Malaprops Things

What you need is somebody new… there's more than one fish in the woodpile.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Position is nine-tenths of the law.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Everything is just peaches and beans.

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Malaprops Situations

Can’t you be indelicate for once?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Excitement to riot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Who do you think I bunk into?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Certainly I’m innocent, Edith… but of what?

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TV/Movie Quotes

… ifso fatso

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