Author: Archie Bunker

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

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Fourtet

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I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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Waddya expect him to say, entray voose?

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Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

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Don’t be hollerin’ at him, will ya – you’ll give him a mental sterosis.

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Misspokements

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

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I told him no. N, O, W — no!

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These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

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It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

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I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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Patience is a virgin.

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Sit right down there, seniorora.

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She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus.

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It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

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You ain’t got no qualifidations.

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If he don’t go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets…

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That's the thing that broke the straw.

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Imported from a little town in Italy… Fresno.

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Groinocologist

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Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned…

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