Author: Archie Bunker

Position is nine-tenths of the law.

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Malaprops

Sit right down there, seniorora.

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Malaprops

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Malaprops

The word is psalm – S-O-M.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

New mother – they get a sense of waddya call, “the maternals.”

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B’nai Briss

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Beliefs Malaprops Religion

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Philippines.

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Mixed metaphors

In the words of Harry S, Truman, “If it’s too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.”

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Mixed metaphors

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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Misspokements

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Malaprops Time

I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

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Up there in his ivory shower.

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Koozeeny

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I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

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Characteristics Malaprops

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

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That there is an invason of my privates.

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Malaprops

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

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What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

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Something bad has befelt the family.

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Malaprops

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse.

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