Author: Archie Bunker

We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

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You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

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Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

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George Meaney, head of the UFO-CIA.

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So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

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That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

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He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

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I was under the dress.

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Well, as they say que seray seray.

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Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

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This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

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He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

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Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic.

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Mopy Dick

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The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle.

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Innocent stand-byer

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Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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I ain’t got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can’t make no mistakes. Like he’s, waddya call, inflammable.

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[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

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My own tax expert, H & R Crock.

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Bonafried

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