Author: Archie Bunker Page 10

No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

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A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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Doctors Health Malaprops

Ordinary tradegies of war.

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

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They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.

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It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed.

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Malaprops

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

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Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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Malaprops

Oh graytin potatoes

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Food/Drink Malaprops

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn’t have a fish market.

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Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

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Law Malaprops

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

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My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms.

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That's the straw that broke the camel's neck!

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Malaprops

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

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OK, if you can get an indepartial judge.

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Malaprops

… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Malaprops

… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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Malaprops

I’m due at the ballet. They’re doin’ Swoon Lake.

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The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

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