Author: Archie Bunker Page 10

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

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There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

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… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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Ya don’t have to soft soap me.

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If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

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I got bigger fish to fly.

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Rip Van Heussen

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[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

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We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

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Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

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East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

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Don’t be hollerin’ at him, will ya – you’ll give him a mental sterosis.

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Lemon merinj pie.

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Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

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Mrs. O’Leary’s cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway.

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Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned…

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So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

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Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam drip?

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Geriatricide joint

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The sexual act was never constipated.

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