Author: Archie Bunker Page 11

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Sentimentual value

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

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A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like a bull into a china closet.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don’t talk like an ignarosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Well, as they say que seray seray.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like the old adverb you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Patience is a virgin.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Niloleum

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

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See if he passed the literaracy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Could I get gangroon out of that?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)