Author: Archie Bunker Page 11

Something bad has befelt the family.

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Malaprops

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

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Beliefs Misspokements Religion

The hookeries and massageries – the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra.

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Misspokements

Ain’t ya never heard silence is gold?

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Malaprops Situations

The Dago on the Yarmulke.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It’s evaporooted a little bit there.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Horse ovaries

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Food/Drink Malaprops

Civilized humanical relationships

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Malaprops

I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

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Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

What you need is somebody new… there's more than one fish in the woodpile.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.

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Age Friends People

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late Mark Antonette.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Lemon merinj pie.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.

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Malaprops

To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

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Malaprops

Ten bucks puts a whole different complexity on the situation.

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Mother Superiority

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

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Family Malaprops

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Malaprops Time

Koozeeny

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes