Author: Archie Bunker Page 12

These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

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Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

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Rip Van Heussen

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Excitement to riot.

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Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

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I was under the dress.

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Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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One of those digitalis clocks.

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The Count of Monte Crisco

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I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

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That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.

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He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

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You ain’t got no qualifidations.

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She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke.

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I don’t think he’s gonna come Edith. He just ain’t got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious.

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If everything is good in the henhouse, you see don’t have to go out for eggs.

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One man's goose is another man's dander.

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Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration.

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Welfare incipients

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So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

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So I won’t make the cover of Harper’s Brassiere.

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