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Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

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You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

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Everyone knows Foley the philangerer!

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Off-the-docks Jews.

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Candlestine romance

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You want people to think you live in a pig's eye?

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Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

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Up there in his ivory shower.

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Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration.

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What you need is somebody new… there's more than one fish in the woodpile.

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A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

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Rip Van Heussen

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Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam drip?

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It’s waddya call… wash your hands.

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If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

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… ifso fatso

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When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

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You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an alnamac.

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She’s loaded with this, waddya call, women’s intermission.

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles

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