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My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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Rip Van Heussen

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I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.

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A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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Florence Nightengown

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I’m glad for your gratification.

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Fires and grimstones of hell.

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… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

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… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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Entertainment Television

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

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In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

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If everything is good in the henhouse, you see don’t have to go out for eggs.

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Innocent stand-byer

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Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

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“Go west,” like Horace Greenberg said.

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What’d ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed?

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There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

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Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

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He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

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