Author: Archie Bunker Page 15

… my last will and tentacle…

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In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

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I got a unanimous letter

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The word is psalm – S-O-M.

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In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

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Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

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The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

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Up the creek without a saddle.

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This is only a little mispensation.

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U.S. history – that’s part of your whole American heresy.

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Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

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The sexual act was never constipated.

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That’s what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped ’em out of Manhattan.

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Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

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Rackwell Walsh

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Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

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My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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As youse people say, Sh-boom.

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Early in the morning when the crows cock.

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A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

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