Author: Archie Bunker Page 15

The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

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Malaprops Sex

The privatesies of the bedroom.

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Misspokements

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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Misspokements

You’d think I was Lazarus rising from the bed.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We hold these semi-animal meetings.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

And that's the crutch of the situation.

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Malaprops

That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Lemon merinj pie.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

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Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

The titular head… that’s the mother, ain’t it?

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Misspokements

It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

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Malaprops

It’s evaporooted a little bit there.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

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Malaprops Situations

Fourtet

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Malaprops

All of those unflocked priests.

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Malaprops

… electrical degenerators

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Malaprops Things