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The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten.

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Children Malaprops

If everything is good in the henhouse, you see don’t have to go out for eggs.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of Mouse And Men.”

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Malaprops

Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral.

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Death Malaprops

Spanish PR’s from the Caraboon.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

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Ain’t ya never heard silence is gold?

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Malaprops Situations

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Let fightin' dogs lie.

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Animals Malaprops Situations

Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

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Health Malaprops

No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, “turn me over.”

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

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Malaprops

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer…

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Malaprops Religion

It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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Doctors Health Malaprops

Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

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