Author: Archie Bunker Page 16

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

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Characteristics Lies

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend.

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Malaprops

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse.

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TV/Movie Quotes Work

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway.

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Mixed metaphors

Special kind of stanima.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Hippocritical oath.

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Doctors Health Malaprops

Spontanooity

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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Health Malaprops

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

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Communication Malaprops Speech

Oblituaries

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Death Malaprops

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Malaprops

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck!

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Malaprops

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Reclimbing chair

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Malaprops Things

That guy is a blackbuster.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Be careful calling attraction to themselves.

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Malaprops

New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

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Malaprops

Up there in his ivory shower.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes