Author: Archie Bunker Page 16

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

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Health Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

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Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

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This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway.

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Mixed metaphors

That guy ain’t been the same since he had that vasexomy.

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A Polack art exhibit!

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President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth.

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Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

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Mixed metaphors

Wake up from your fiestas!

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Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!

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One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

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Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there.

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We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

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The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

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If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

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Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

He goes through groceries like an earth remover.

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Eating Food/Drink Malaprops

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

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Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

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