Author: Archie Bunker Page 16

That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them grettos.

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The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

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comedian Flop Wilson

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I'm a man. Men have got another thing… they got waddya call, a carnival instinctuals.

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The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs.

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I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

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Utrilities

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That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

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Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

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… geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things.

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Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

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You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

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In the words of Harry S, Truman, “If it’s too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.”

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Floods and diseases and pestillentaries.

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We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

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From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam.

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I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

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We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

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All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

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We hold these semi-animal meetings.

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