Author: Archie Bunker Page 17

I told him no. N, O, W — no!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I commensurate with you on that.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Sex

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Patience is a virgin.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Malaprops

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Situations

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

The vertizontal hold on the TV.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

On a full stomach I probably detergorate.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

As the French used to say "the peace of resistance."

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Fires and grimstones of hell.

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Malaprops

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn’t have a fish market.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

One man's goose is another man's dander.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

George Meaney, head of the UFO-CIA.

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Malaprops

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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Doctors Health Malaprops

I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops