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A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions.

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Malaprops

She’s loaded with this, waddya call, women’s intermission.

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Malaprops

I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins.

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Health Malaprops

Until they split off into all them other denumerations.

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Misspokements

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

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Malaprops

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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People

You have turned into a pyronymphiac.

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Misspokements

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration.

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Intelligence Malaprops

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

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Cooking Food/Drink Malaprops

What’d ya do, sneak off to some chyropractor and get yourself fixed?

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Malaprops

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Civilized humanical relationships

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I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer…

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Malaprops Religion

So I won’t make the cover of Harper’s Brassiere.

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Malaprops

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

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Communication Malaprops Speech

He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

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