Author: Archie Bunker Page 18

You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an alnamac.

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Malaprops

As the French used to say "the peace of resistance."

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Malaprops

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions.

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As youse people say, Sh-boom.

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Malaprops People

The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

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Malaprops

Something bad has befelt the family.

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Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

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Health Malaprops

… birth patrol pills.

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Malaprops

Another victim of the grim weeper.

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Death Malaprops

I think the family was from Hungaria.

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Misspokements

These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

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Characteristics Malaprops

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health.

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Malaprops Marriage

I ain't a man of carnival instinctuals like you.

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Malaprops Sex

The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’d think I was Lazarus rising from the bed.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

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Malaprops

I told him no. N, O, W — no!

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Yankin’ out the tonsils and the adenoods.

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Health Malaprops

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

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Malaprops

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

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Beliefs Misspokements Religion