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Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

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Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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Oblituaries

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You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

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Spanish PR’s from the Caraboon.

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Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness; it’ll warf your personality.

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That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them grettos.

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Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular inserruption.

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Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

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The Three Muskatelles.

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I was under the dress.

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God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin.

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All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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Off-the-docks Jews.

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No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

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Up there in his ivory shower.

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No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

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Last will & tentacle

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Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue.

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German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit.

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The Dago on the Yarmulke.

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