Author: Archie Bunker Page 2

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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Entertainment Misspokements Television

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That ain’t superstition – that’s self-perservation.

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Malaprops

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle.

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Misspokements

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad?

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Malaprops

… geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things.

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Malaprops Sex

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

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Malaprops

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

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Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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Malaprops

It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

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Sentimentual value

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Malaprops

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten.

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Children Malaprops

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

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I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Be careful calling attraction to themselves.

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Malaprops

Go on with the renouncement.

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Malaprops

Buy one of them battery transvester radios.

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Malaprops

Ten bucks puts a whole different complexity on the situation.

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Malaprops

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

I got bigger fish to fly.

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