Author: Archie Bunker Page 20

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond.

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Buy one of them battery transvester radios.

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Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

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Fillit mig-non

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Horse ovaries

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As youse people say, Sh-boom.

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He’s breaking his grandpa’s sacrolificat.

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Up the creek without a saddle.

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Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

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You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

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Like a bull into a china closet.

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Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

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This anecdote you give, how ya supposed to take it?

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Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

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B’nai Briss

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The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

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That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of Mouse And Men.”

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We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

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The whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glocca Morra.

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The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

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This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head.

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