Author: Archie Bunker Page 20

Could I get gangroon out of that?

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Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

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Wouldn’t let ’em get in a word wedgewise.

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All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten.

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Ten bucks puts a whole different complexity on the situation.

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Groinocologist

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Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

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… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.

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Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

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German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit.

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If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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You’re so nayve!

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I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

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Mopy Dick

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Busted tribia

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My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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… expensive care

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He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

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