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Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

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Death Malaprops

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

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Age Children Family Fear Parents Past

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

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Malaprops

As the French used to say "the peace of resistance."

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He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

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… when he goes besmearing the name…

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Malaprops

Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That ain’t superstition – that’s self-perservation.

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Malaprops

… hangin' around her neck like an albacore.

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Malaprops

I ain’t no counterfeeter.

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You are a weirdwolf.

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The Dago on the Yarmulke.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The story of Noah and the whale.

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Mixed metaphors

[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

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Doctors Health Malaprops

Can’t you be indelicate for once?

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth.

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Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

My hunka flywood is ripped off!

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Malaprops

“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late Mark Antonette.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes