Author: Archie Bunker Page 21

Don’t talk like an ignarosis.

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Malaprops

Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

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Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

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Look at the two chimpanzoos over here.

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Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.

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I’m 50 years of old.

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He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian – or Christ, for short.

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Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Fillit mig-non

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Eating Food/Drink Malaprops

Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

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Malaprops

When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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Malaprops

It’s a point or setter plant.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Voosa Versa

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That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

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Malaprops

Let fightin' dogs lie.

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Animals Malaprops Situations

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

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You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

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Laundryette

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… when he goes besmearing the name…

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Malaprops

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

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In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

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