Author: Archie Bunker Page 21

… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

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You’re the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here.

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Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

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Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

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Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

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Present company suspected

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As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

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Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

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My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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Innocent stand-byer

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Misspokements

Can’t you be indelicate for once?

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In bed, I’m totally impudent… [later] I got the feeling my prudence is coming back.

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New mother… they get a sense of waddya call, the maternals.

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Voosa Versa

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I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions.

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Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

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Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

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The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

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Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

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That's the straw that broke the camel's neck!

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