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You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

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I commensurate with you on that.

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I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

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If everything is good in the henhouse, you see don’t have to go out for eggs.

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House of ill refute.

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Like in that picture, “The Prince & The Porpoise.”

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And that's the crutch of the situation.

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I could get blackbusted.

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That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

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Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing.

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The whole conjugation was asleep.

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Like the Good Book says, let him who is without sin… be the rollin’ stone.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

The sexual act was never constipated.

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People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

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No taxation without regimentation.

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Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

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A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

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I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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Special kind of stanima.

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He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t revulge.

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Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

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