Author: Archie Bunker Page 22

That ain’t superstition – that’s self-perservation.

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New mother – they get a sense of waddya call, “the maternals.”

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I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

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It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

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To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars.

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She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.

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These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

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The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

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One man's goose is another man's dander.

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That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

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I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

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She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus.

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U.S. history – that’s part of your whole American heresy.

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You made a certain referential remark there.

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The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.

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He’s still scravengin’ down here.

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Let fightin' dogs lie.

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My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

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Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned…

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