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Be coming back and bacry like a woman’s corns.

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The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle.

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Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

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Sit right down there, seniorora.

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Funerereal

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I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend.

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If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

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I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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Santa’s Guh-nomes.

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Like in that picture, “The Prince & The Porpoise.”

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Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

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You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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Early in the morning when the crows cock.

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… my last will and tentacle…

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Communication

The Count of Monte Crisco

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The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

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The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

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Could I get gangroon out of that?

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