Author: Archie Bunker Page 23

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

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Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

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If that ain’t the black calling the kettle pot!

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The Bible’s full of wine… God ain’t got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son’s birthday with.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn’t have a fish market.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

He was able to keep things in the proper suspective.

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Malaprops

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

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Malaprops

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

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Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes

Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

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Communication Language Malaprops

He’s talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states.

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Misspokements

That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

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Malaprops

Fires and grimstones of hell.

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Malaprops

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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Characteristics Misspokements

Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

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Malaprops Marriage

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration.

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Intelligence Malaprops

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam.

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America Malaprops Places