Author: Archie Bunker Page 23

Fourtet

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See if he passed the literaracy test.

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Patience is a virgin.

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OK, if you can get an indepartial judge.

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Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

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Busted tribia

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What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

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But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad?

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When you’re workin’ with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people.

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I’m due at the ballet. They’re doin’ Swoon Lake.

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God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin.

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Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

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It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

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No taxation without regimentation.

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You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

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I ain’t no counterfeeter.

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Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

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… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

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[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

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When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes.

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