Author: Archie Bunker Page 23

The Count of Monte Crisco

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Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Philippines.

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International Spade The Cat Week

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Who do you think I bunk into?

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The word is psalm – S-O-M.

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The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Rules and regulations and priororities.

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I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

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Uh, no intense offended there.

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You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

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So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

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As our President said in his renegurial address.

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You’re talkin’ like you swallowed an alnamac.

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You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

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Wake up from your fiestas!

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The privatesies of the bedroom.

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No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

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Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

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Funerereal

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I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

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… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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