Author: Archie Bunker Page 24

She takes everything I say out of contest.

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Communication Malaprops

It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That guy is a blackbuster.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

In the words of Harry S. Truman: If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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Characteristics Misspokements

No taxation without regimentation.

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Government Malaprops Taxes

Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’re trying to give him goremets dinners.

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Food/Drink Malaprops

Women Liberteens

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Let fightin' dogs lie.

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Animals Malaprops Situations

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

New mother… they get a sense of waddya call, the maternals.

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New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Who am I, Paul K. Getty?

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You sit there like you’re in a comma.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

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Malaprops

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

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