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They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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Be careful calling attraction to themselves.

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Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

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Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

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Please don’t draw me no diaphrams.

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Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

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It ain’t German to the conversation. It ain’t supposed to make sense; it’s faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

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I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

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All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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Imported from a little town in Italy… Fresno.

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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage.

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Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

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Utrilities

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The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

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You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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What you need is somebody new… there's more than one fish in the woodpile.

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A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions.

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East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

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Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

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The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

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In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins.

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