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One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

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And that's the crutch of the situation.

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Executioner of a will.

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It ain't supposed to make sense; it's faith; faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.

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Beliefs

“Let ’em eat cake,” to quote the late Mark Antonette.

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Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

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The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

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a menstrual show

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Stop soft soapin’ and trying to deterge the judge!

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It’s in an upward spinal.

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Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular inserruption.

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Misspokements

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

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Mother Superiority

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As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

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Communication Language Malaprops

All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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Children Malaprops

He’s talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states.

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Misspokements

Smells like some kind if saniquarium.

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It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

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Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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Entertainment Television

You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

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Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!

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