Author: Archie Bunker Page 25

I’ve been accumeratin’ these benefits for 30 years.

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Malaprops

Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

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Misspokements

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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People

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

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Malaprops

If he don’t go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets…

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

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Beliefs Misspokements Religion

Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

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Malaprops

Like the Good Book says, let him who is without sin… be the rollin’ stone.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

It’s irrevelant.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

George Meaney, head of the UFO-CIA.

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Malaprops

Until they split off into all them other denumerations.

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Misspokements

I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Tell ’em we’re all decreased – we went last night in a suicide pact.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Spanish Imposition.

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Malaprops

Horse ovaries

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Food/Drink Malaprops

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth.

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Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Executioner of a will.

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Malaprops