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Edith, I’m mortifried!

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Imported from a little town in Italy… Fresno.

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Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

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You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

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The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged.

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… welfare incipients

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You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

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If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

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You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

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… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

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I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

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Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’ ammonia.

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They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

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Ifso fatso

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Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

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Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

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