Author: Archie Bunker Page 26

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway.

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Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

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Like the Good Book says, let him who is without sin… be the rollin’ stone.

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She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.

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Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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People

Clint Westwood

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I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

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Candlestine romance

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Superiorority

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Off-the-docks Jews.

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There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

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B’nai Briss

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Beliefs Malaprops Religion

I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

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Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

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Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic.

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You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

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I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

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… when he goes besmearing the name…

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Sayin’ grace – it’s just thankin’ Mother Nature, whose first name just happens to be Grace.

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You’re trying to give him goremets dinners.

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