Author: Archie Bunker Page 26

No taxation without regimentation.

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Government Malaprops Taxes

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

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Geriatricide joint

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Age Malaprops Old

I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

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Misspokements People TV/Movie Quotes

It’s irrevelant.

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Who do you think I bunk into?

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This is only a little mispensation.

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Misspokements

The two of you was intricate together.

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No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

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If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

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I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

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… baby lying in the bassinoot.

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Malaprops

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

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Candlestine romance

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Malaprops

Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing.

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Malaprops Music

Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

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Beliefs Misspokements Religion TV/Movie Quotes

The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous.

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She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus.

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Crime Misspokements

The Lord may be smilin’ on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops.

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TV/Movie Quotes

The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

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Here’s a last bequest: I don’t want that guy sayin’ my last urology.

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