Author: Archie Bunker Page 3

I commensurate with you on that.

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Malaprops

No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

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Misspokements

Everyone knows Foley the philangerer!

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Malaprops

I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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Malaprops

As our President said in his renegurial address.

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Communication Malaprops Speech

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

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Malaprops Situations

We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

The rules are written by the bureaucraps.

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Malaprops

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Busted tribia

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Health Malaprops

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

a menstrual show

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Malaprops

Laundryette

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes?

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Malaprops

Why don’t you take a high dive into the clam drip?

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

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Law Malaprops

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

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Malaprops

… welfare incipients

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Malaprops