Author: Archie Bunker Page 3

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam.

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America Malaprops Places

There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

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Malaprops Situations

… expensive care

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Doctors Health Malaprops

They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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Health Malaprops

That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

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Misspokements

Candlestine romance

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Malaprops

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head.

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Malaprops

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

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Family Malaprops

As our President said in his renegurial address.

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Communication Malaprops Speech

Hemmoroods

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Misspokements

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

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Malaprops

I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

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Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

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Malaprops

Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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Malaprops

Oh graytin potatoes

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Food/Drink Malaprops

It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten.

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Children Malaprops

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Tell ’em we’re all decreased – we went last night in a suicide pact.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes