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God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin.

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If he don’t go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets…

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Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’ ammonia.

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If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

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Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

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Holier than thy.

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He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

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Stamped inedibly on my heart.

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

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Up there in his ivory shower.

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Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy.

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Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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The devil and all his nimps.

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They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

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That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman.

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And that's the crutch of the situation.

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Lobster Greenberg

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You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

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