Author: Archie Bunker Page 4

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

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I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

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Certainly I’m innocent, Edith… but of what?

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This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

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Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

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I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

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This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head.

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That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them grettos.

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I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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Ifso fatso

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Early in the morning when the crows cock.

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Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

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Superiorority

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In her elastic stockings, next to her very close veins.

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Absolutely free, or greatis.

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Rules and regulations and priororities.

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As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

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Up there in his ivory shower.

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I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

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The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

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