Author: Archie Bunker Page 4

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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I gotta lose weight, Edith… I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese.

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Wouldn’t have to live in miscomfort.

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That ain’t superstition – that’s self-perservation.

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Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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I wasn’t referencin’ to myself.

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He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t revulge.

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You got a very warfed sense of humor.

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Stamped inedibly on my heart.

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The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

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This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

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All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

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Everything is just peaches and beans.

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He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

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All of those unflocked priests.

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That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

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I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

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My hunka flywood is ripped off!

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The Count of Monte Crisco

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