Author: Archie Bunker Page 5

Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic.

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Misspokements

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop.

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Malaprops

That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

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Malaprops

When you’re workin’ with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people.

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Malaprops

East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

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Malaprops Situations

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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Crime Malaprops

I ain’t got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything.

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You’d think I was Lazarus rising from the bed.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

He’s got that big house to maintain in San Clemency.

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Malaprops

Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

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Beliefs Misspokements Religion TV/Movie Quotes

Won by your distinguished incrumbent.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Could I get gangroon out of that?

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Health Malaprops

I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Sayin’ grace – it’s just thankin’ Mother Nature, whose first name just happens to be Grace.

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Mixed metaphors

Sit right down there, seniorora.

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Malaprops

That picture with Lon Chaney – “Of Mouse And Men.”

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To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

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When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

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