Author: Archie Bunker Page 5

Welfare incipients

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Whoever sent ’em wants to remain unanimous.

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Grab the bull by the corns.

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Mopy Dick

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He’s breaking his grandpa’s sacrolificat.

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Arrivaducci, von boyage.

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Fourtet

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What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

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New mother… they get a sense of waddya call, the maternals.

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Tell ’em we’re all decreased – we went last night in a suicide pact.

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Don’t be hollerin’ at him, will ya – you’ll give him a mental sterosis.

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Wake up from your fiestas!

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Well, as they say que seray seray.

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Don’t talk like an ignarosis.

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You’re a hairess.

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You’re a chimp off the old block.

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The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

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As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

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The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

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Can’t you be indelicate for once?

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Please don’t draw me no diaphrams.

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