Author: Archie Bunker Page 6

Up there in his ivory shower.

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It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room.

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Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

…a movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein.

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It ain't German to the conversation.

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From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam.

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You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

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We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

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I got bigger fish to fly.

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See if he passed the literaracy test.

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This anecdote you give, how ya supposed to take it?

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You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

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It’s only the mercy of the Lord I ain’t had a stroke already – and a coronary trombonus in the bargain.

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Potatum O’Neal

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These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

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I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

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Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

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Sit right down there, seniorora.

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Candlestine romance

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There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos.

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Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned…

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