Author: Archie Bunker Page 7

Like the old adverb you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

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Misspokements

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Utrilities

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Dunn & Broad Streets

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Malaprops

It’s waddya call… wash your hands.

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Misspokements

… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Malaprops

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

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Malaprops

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian – or Christ, for short.

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Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

Reclimbing chair

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Malaprops Things

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

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Malaprops

He’ll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash.

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Malaprops

I wasn’t referencin’ to myself.

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Misspokements

Candlestine romance

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Malaprops

Another victim of the grim weeper.

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Death Malaprops

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

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Malaprops

As Doris Day used to sing Que Seroo Seroo.

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Communication Language Malaprops

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

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Malaprops

A woman should cleave into her husband… right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes