Author: Archie Bunker Page 7

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

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Food/Drink Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, definition of character.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

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Health Malaprops

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

The Holy Father’s newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on.

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Misspokements

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Mrs. O’Leary’s cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway.

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Misspokements

And that's the crutch of the situation.

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Malaprops

Uh, no intense offended there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Malaprops Time

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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Entertainment Misspokements Television

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions.

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Activities Malaprops

… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Malaprops

Innocent stand-byer

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Misspokements

The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Smells like some kind if saniquarium.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

When you’re workin’ with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops