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Hemmoroods

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Cooking Food/Drink Malaprops

It’s in an upward spinal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Just try to restract his attention.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Ifso fatso

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s waddya call… wash your hands.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Entertainment Television

Farkerhouse rolls.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink Malaprops

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Mixed metaphors

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Religion

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Grab the bull by the corns.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors Health Malaprops

I got a unanimous letter

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Look at you, you're white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Appearance Malaprops

You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Like the old adverb you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes