Author: Archie Bunker Page 8

Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue.

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The sexual act was never constipated.

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One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

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East is East and West is West, but none of us is gonna meet Mark Twain.

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Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

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I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage.

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Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

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Spontanooity

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Ain’t ya never heard of Medicure?

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On a full stomach I probably detergorate.

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A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

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It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

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Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes.

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I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

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She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission.

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I commensurate with you on that.

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Lobster Greenberg

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In a pig’s dye.

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No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

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The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

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