Author: Archie Bunker Page 8

Your face is a household word.

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That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.

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I think the family was from Hungaria.

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I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.

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This anecdote you give, how ya supposed to take it?

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When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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That ain’t no trampoloon.

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Like ships that clash in the night.

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It ain't exactly the Pope diamond.

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This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway.

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This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head.

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You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

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Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

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Ordinary tradegies of war.

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Infernal Revenue

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a menstrual show

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Here’s the money for our patentcy.

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A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

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My hunka flywood is ripped off!

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I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

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Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

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