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Absolutely free, or greatis.

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Malaprops

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

B’nai Briss

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Beliefs Malaprops Religion

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

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Malaprops

Ya don’t have to soft soap me.

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Malaprops

It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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Crime Malaprops

That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, “turn me over.”

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You got easy regress to safety.

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Mixed metaphors

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars.

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Misspokements

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

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Emotions Happiness Malaprops Mind

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That’s what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped ’em out of Manhattan.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

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Malaprops

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Why don't you go take a short walk on a long pier?

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Malaprops

As our President said in his renegurial address.

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Communication Malaprops Speech

I don’t think he’s gonna come Edith. He just ain’t got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes