Author: Archie Bunker Page 9

I ain’t in a happy frame of mood.

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Emotions Happiness Malaprops Mind

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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Characteristics Misspokements

No taxation without regimentation.

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Government Malaprops Taxes

Candlestine romance

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Malaprops

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips?

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Malaprops

It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Mother Superiority

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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Children Malaprops

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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Misspokements

I work for myself. I’m what ya call an entramanure.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The titular head… that’s the mother, ain’t it?

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Misspokements

You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Salivation Army

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Malaprops

Stamped inedibly on my heart.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Please don’t draw me no diaphrams.

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Malaprops

Ifso fatso

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I think the family was from Hungaria.

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Misspokements

The way a doctor writes out a subscription.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

… birth patrol pills.

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Malaprops

A woman should cleave into her husband… right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Present company suspected

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Malaprops