Author: Archie Bunker Page 9

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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Imported from a little town in Italy… Fresno.

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One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples.

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You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

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He’s talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states.

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Something’s rotten in the state of Denver.

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Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

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Farkerhouse rolls.

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I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

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You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

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… welfare incipients

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That was that dumb movie about nuns starring Ingrid Bernstein.

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Can’t you be indelicate for once?

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That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

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Well, as they say que seray seray.

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International Spade The Cat Week

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God don't make no mistakes… that's how He got to be God.

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What you need is somebody new… there's more than one fish in the woodpile.

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Mrs. O’Leary’s cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway.

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I’m half prostate in the heat.

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One man's goose is another man's dander.

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