Author: Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer Page 2

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Government Law

It arrived by first-class mail in second-class condition.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Situations

He doesn't remember any silent days in motion pictures – the director always yelled.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Communication Entertainment Film Speech

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
People

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Communication Language

She was always crying; in fact, she wept so much she made everybody's corns ache.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Emotions

Although it is a far cry from there to here, he laughed all the way.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Emotions Laughter Situations

The champion, Jess Willard, had about as much chance in this fight as a dish-faced chimpanzee in a beauty contest.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Boxing Sports