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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant
I’ve lost my will to suffer.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Suffering
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Time
Punctuality
No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Situations
I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Solutions
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Health
Life
Patient
Treatment
The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government
Law
Guilt
Innocence
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Corruption
It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Men
People
Women
Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Life
Luck
Surviving
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Situations
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Work
Accomplishments
Day
My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death
Health
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Language
People
Self
Sense of direction
Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
Problems
Luck
Surviving
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death
Education
School
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Self
Trouble
I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
I’m not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions which are driving me to desperation.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Desperation
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Situations
Behavior
Society
Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities
Games
Life
The Score
We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults
Life
Past
Blame
Shared experiences
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