Author: Ashleigh Brilliant

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I’m not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions which are driving me to desperation.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist