Author: Ashleigh Brilliant

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Sometimes I wish I could do at least one thing at a time.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Everything takes longer than you expect — even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I will always love the false image I had of you.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I’m not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions which are driving me to desperation.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist