Author: Ashleigh Brilliant

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Intelligence Wisdom

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities Games Life

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People Self

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Places Problems

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Self Time

Sometimes I need what only you can provide — your absence.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations

I will always love the false image I had of you.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Honesty

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Life

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions Laughter People Self

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Beliefs Characteristics Opinion

No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People Situations

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Situations

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Language People Self

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems Situations

Instead of past, present, and future, I’d prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Miscellaneous

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults Life Past