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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 2
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Mistakes
Problems
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Time
Punctuality
My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
Cast
Plot
Theater
I’m not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions which are driving me to desperation.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Desperation
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Work
Accomplishments
Day
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Corruption
Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Life
Luck
Surviving
If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Family
Ghosts
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Beliefs
Opinion
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government
Law
Lawyers
Law of the jungle
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Doing things
No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Situations
The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government
Law
Guilt
Innocence
Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
Problems
Luck
Surviving
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Situations
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Situations
Behavior
Society
Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities
Games
Life
The Score
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Purpose
Warnings
Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Success
Celebrity
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Lies
Truth
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Day
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