Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 2

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I’m not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions which are driving me to desperation.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist