Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 2

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life People

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Success

I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Life

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People Self

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions People

I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.

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Problems

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

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Death Health

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

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Activities Games Life

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

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Mistakes Problems

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

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Communication Dance Speech

Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Science/Weather Situations

The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government Law

As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions Situations

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

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Places Problems

Sometimes I need what only you can provide — your absence.

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Situations

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government Law Lawyers

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life Problems

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Honesty Lies Truth