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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Time
Punctuality
I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Habits
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
People
Progress
Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities
Games
Life
The Score
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Situations
Self control
Sometimes I wish I could do at least one thing at a time.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Work
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities
Games
Life
Rules
Sometimes I need what only you can provide — your absence.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Absence
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Doing things
Everything takes longer than you expect — even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
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