Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist