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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3
Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
Problems
Luck
Surviving
Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Activities
Games
Life
The Score
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Beliefs
Opinion
My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death
Health
It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being rediscovered with great excitement.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Men
People
Women
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Lies
Truth
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need — tremendous self control.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Situations
Self control
I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Solutions
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Day
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Work
Accomplishments
Day
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