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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Government
Law
Lawyers
Law of the jungle
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Situations
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Science/Weather
Situations
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Sometimes I wish I could do at least one thing at a time.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Work
I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
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I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
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Where would I be without my sense of direction.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Language
People
Self
Sense of direction
My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
Cast
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Theater
I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Habits
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