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Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Doing things
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
People
Self
Situations
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Beliefs
Characteristics
Opinion
Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
Problems
Luck
Surviving
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics
Honesty
Corruption
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
Laughter
People
Self
Edison
Einstein
Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Success
Celebrity
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Emotions
People
Humor
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Health
Life
Patient
Treatment
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations
Time
Day
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