Author: Ashleigh Brilliant Page 3

Sometimes I wish I could do at least one thing at a time.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I will always love the false image I had of you.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Everything takes longer than you expect — even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Sometimes I need what only you can provide — your absence.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Don't get mixed up between Pavlov and Pavlova, or you'll have salivating ballerinas and pirouetting dogs.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist