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Author: Bella Abzug
Maybe we weren't at the Last Supper, but we're certainly going to be at the next one.
Bella Abzug
(1920 – 1998) lawyer, congresswoman, & women's movement activist
People
Women
Last Supper
Women's Movement
Nixon impeached himself; he gave us Gerald Ford as his revenge.
Bella Abzug
(1920 – 1998) lawyer, congresswoman, & women's movement activist
Government
People
Gerald Ford
Richard Nixon
Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor; it is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel.
Bella Abzug
(1920 – 1998) lawyer, congresswoman, & women's movement activist
People
Women
Women's Movement