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Author: Bill Bryson

For those of us who are baseball fans and agnostics, the [Baseball] Hall of Fame is as close to a religious experience as we may ever get.

Bill Bryson

American author

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

Bill Bryson

American author

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Let’s be frank, the Italians’ technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven.

Bill Bryson

American author

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Boston's freeway system was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.

Bill Bryson

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Stand on two phone books almost anywhere in Iowa and you get a view.

Bill Bryson

American author

Places On the flatness of Iowa

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.

Bill Bryson

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The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience

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My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can’t make your children carry.

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In New England there are three times of year… either winter has just been, or winter is coming, or it’s winter.

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If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like.

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American author

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Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car.

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American author

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Author: Bill Bryson

For those of us who are baseball fans and agnostics, the [Baseball] Hall of Fame is as close to a religious experience as we may ever get.

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

Let’s be frank, the Italians’ technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven.

Boston's freeway system was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.

Stand on two phone books almost anywhere in Iowa and you get a view.

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.

The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience

My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can’t make your children carry.

In New England there are three times of year… either winter has just been, or winter is coming, or it’s winter.

If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like.

Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car.