Author: Bill Engvall

That’s why they’re man’s best friend… ‘cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are; so do women, but they’ve already got men

(1957 – ) American comedian
Animals Dogs Men People

In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes, because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.

(1957 – ) American comedian
Activities Family Travel

I believe that Lady Gaga is like a carnival ride; from a distance she looks fun, but up close, you don’t wanna climb on that.

(1957 – ) American comedian
Insults