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Author: Blackie Sherrod
History must repeat itself because we pay such little attention to it the first time.
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
History
Sports
Time
After indulging in some heavy, late-night research with scholarly friends, Bobby was driving back to his hotel, innocently enough, when he was sideswiped by several empty cars lurking at curbside.
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Football
Sports
On quarterback Bobby Layne’s traffic accident
He has everything a boxer needs except speed, stamina, a punch, and ability to take punishment. In other words, he owns a pair of shorts.
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Boxing
Sports
Referring to a heavyweight contender
In a perfect world, a fair world, Bob Hayes should be forced to carry a small calf on his shoulder when he runs the dashes…Mark Spitz, in all fairness, would swim with a sea anchor…[and] Ella Fitzgerald must sing every note with a mouth full of Tootsie Rolls.
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Entertainment
Life
Places
Sports
World
If you eat one apple a day for 80 years, you won't die young.
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Age
Death
Food/Drink
Health
If you bet on a horse, that's gambling. If you bet you can make three spades, that's entertainment. If you bet cotton will go up three points, that's business. See the difference?
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Entertainment
Sports
Betting
Gambling
If you run out of sound judgment, borrow.
Blackie Sherrod
(1919 – ) American sportswriter
Intelligence
Judgment