Author: Bo Burnham

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.

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Situations

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Communication Wordplay

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish; she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time.

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Girlfriends People

Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid… well that and ‘faggot.'

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People Self

I’m constipated, couldn’t give a shit.

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Health

Where are all the Sour Patch parents?

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Miscellaneous

If Jesus can walk on water can he swim on land?

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People