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Author: Bobby Robson Page 2
Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Titus Bramble
People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not going to look beyond the semi-final – but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Their football was exceptionally good – and they played some good football.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Both teams – and Brazil even – got better.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Everyone’s got tough games coming up. Manchester United have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Manchester United and Leeds have got Leeds.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
They can’t change any of their players, but they have changed one of their players and that’s the coach.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
They’ve probably played better than they’ve ever done for a few weeks.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
We don’t have to play them every week, although we do play them next week.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Well we got nine and you can't score more than that.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Paul Gascoigne
Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Home advantage gives you an advantage.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Look at those olive trees – they’re two hundred years old – from before the time of Christ!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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