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Author: Bobby Robson Page 2
He’s the only man I know who could start an argument with himself.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Graig Bellamy
Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
We don’t have to play them every week, although we do play them next week.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were skeptical.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
They're two points behind us, so we're neck and neck.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Guppy has a dextrous left foot.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
We've got nothing to lose, and there's no point losing this game.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Players only understand substitutions when they become managers.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Byron Butler: You'd obviously made up your mind to play both Stein and Walsh?
Bobby Robson: Yes, I thought that individually and as a pair, they'd do better together.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not going to look beyond the semi-final – but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Misspokements
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Paul Gascoigne
I do want to play the long ball and I do not want to play the short ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.
Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
We’re flying on the Concorde; that’ll shorten the distance — that’s self-explanatory.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Everyone’s got tough games coming up. Manchester United have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Manchester United and Leeds have got Leeds.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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