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Author: Brian Johnston
You rejoin us at a very appropriate time – Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end!
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
As Michael Holding faced Peter Willey
Cricket
Welcome to Worcester where we have just seen Barry Richards hit one of Basil D'Oliveira's balls clean out of the ground.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Neil Harvey, standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Cricket